INTERN has been all kinds of sleep-deprived and over-fretful lately, and when Techie Boyfriend and the Ranch Hands made a town run yesterday she elected to stay at home with a blanket over her head.
When they came home, Techie Boyfriend showed INTERN all the lovely produce and spices he'd bought at the market, then handed her a big bag of "vegan snacks" from the bulk bin.
"What is this stuff?" said INTERN, sniffing the paper bag. "It smells like chicken food."
At which point Techie Boyfriend gleefully unveiled the other box of groceries, which was actually A BOX OF CHICKS.
INTERN: *cries* *hugs Techie Boyfriend* *instantly falls in love with chicks*
Techie Boyfriend: *dances around the cabin getting a food bowl and a lamp*
Not to be outdone, one of the Ranch Hands proceeded to catch a baby mouse by the tail:
Surrounded by such wonderful friends and a menagerie of cute baby animals, INTERN forgot all about her silly worries and lived happily ever after.