An archive of posts from Hilary T. Smith's anonymous publishing blog "The Intern," which ran from 2009-2013.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Autoresponse: Out of Office
INTERN will be locked in a moving vehicle with a bunch of axe murders from craigslist out of office for the nextbut seriously, if you don't hear from INTERN within a couple days, please notify the California Highway Patrol2-3 days as her and Techie Boyfriend complete Stage 1 of their madcap scheme well thought-out plan to move onto their friends'commune artist community for the summer.
In case of emergency, please contact INTERN's secretary, Slartybartfast, by waving a towel at the sky.