Day NOT done with burrito.
After burrito, INTERN checks her e-mail and sees 25-question author questionnaire from her publisher's publicity department, due in a couple days.
SEND ME TO ME VOMITORIUM.
The author questionnaire is designed to extract every last bit of news-worthiness from a writer's tortured flesh. And THE INTERN is nothing if not completely un-newsworthy. THE INTERN is not interviewable or photographable. Her looks, Valentine, are laughable. She's basically a wretch.
Feeling bleak, THE INTERN sends boyfriend out for a quart of Jack Daniels (actually, sends him out for one of those delicious Mexican popsicles, coconut flavor) and gets down to business.
Question 10: Who would you like to endorse your book?
Dear Publicity people. Here is my list:
1. Barack Obama
2. The Moon
INTERN too drunk to go on.